for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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