i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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