i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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