please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.