why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.