I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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