Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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