he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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