I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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