Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize