The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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