how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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