But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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