Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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