Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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