Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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