operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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