Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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