i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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