I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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