So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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