BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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