So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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