I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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