Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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