im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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