Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
someone owes me an orgasm
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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