Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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