are you so shy because you have an std?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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