haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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