please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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