I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
This is my gift to your gina
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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