so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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