Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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