Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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