I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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