Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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