Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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