guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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