508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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