covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Can vaginas get frostbite?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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