just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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