i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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