do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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