What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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