so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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