Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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