her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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