nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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