I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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