whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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