I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he was CRYING into my vagina
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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