And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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