Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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