We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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